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Newark Mayor Declares No More Toilet Paper For City Workers
In an irrational costcutting measure may possibly make George Costanza proud,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Newark Mayor Cory Booker has declared that the city will stop paying for its employee's mouthwash.
Mayor Booker has also declared that the city won't pay for holiday lights or gas for nonessential city cars and trucks either. But toilet tissue? That seems too much. And problematic. People never chip in enough money which coffee fund,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], How chintzy are they going to be about donating to the tissue papper fund?
Here is different problems: Who is the point person for toilet paper decisions in the city offices? Singleply people tend to be resentful if they have to chip in for doubleply. Doubleply people might be forced to use a new singleply tissue that was even worse than what the city provided.
Cue to the type assassination that will follow.
Jim's always been a hard ass. so we know why. Husband makes a lot of money in the private sector. She doesn't even need this job, She just does it to get out of the house, And to rub our faces in her 'Cottonelle with Aloe' life style. nevertheless,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Having people bring their own make-up into the office would be worse. just about everyone has had the annoying coworker go rummaging through our desk to borrow something. But seeing Bob from human resources with his legs crossed, Frantically suffering from coworkers' desk drawers would be troubling. People will get paranoid and territorial.
City office workers will start to mimic Dwight Schrute, by preserve slingshot crossbows hidden under their desks, And knives stashed in filing showcases.
If mouthwash is so expensive why not try to work out a sponsorship deal? Not with toilet paper companies,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Newark would never be taken heed of after that. rather, an amount the city lose by renaming city hall Costco and Newark City Hall?
Costco could give the city free make-up for the free advertising,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
And just think how much more productive workers will be when they aren't trying to remember whether or not they have to restock their desk drawer with toilet paper.
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