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Piss on the floor of the men's restroom,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
I just walked into the men's restroom here at work, and now my shoes are covered with sticky piss goop from the tile floor. But this time I paid attention to where the piss goop became attached to my shoes,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and I was quite surprised at what I discovered.
The piss goop was just inside the door of the restroom,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!!
Now what kind of madness is this,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I ask you? I cannot imagine why any sane person would piss on the bathroom floor right in front of the door. What goes through the mind of a person like this? Do they think to themselves, "Hmm, I think I'll just unzip and relieve myself on this floor RIGHT HERE because I'm too lazy to actually make the journey all the way to the urinal."? And what happens when another guy walks in to use the restroom while this person is pissing on the floor? What then?
Guy #1: I think I'll piss on the floor,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! (unzips and begins pissing on floor),[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
Guy #2: (walking in) Hi Guy #1! Pissing on the old floor again,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I see. Mind if I join you?
Guy #1: Join the party,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
Ha, not likely! In fact,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a more realistic exchange would probably go something like this:
Guy #1: I think I'll piss on the floor,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! (unzips and begins pissing on floor),[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
Guy #2: (walking in) Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]? What do you think you're doing,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]? This bathroom is MY territory,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! I already marked it yesterday,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
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