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I made a huge mistake recently. In a brief flirtation with vanity, I purchased a magnifying mirror. I bought it because I received an electric razor as a gift and I wanted to achieve the Harry Hamlin -- a permanent five o'clock shadow. In some social circles it's known as the Flintstone. This mirror was so powerful it makes a single pore look like the Mariana Trench. At 6X magnification you can actually see your skins cells die only to be reborn as liver spots.
Frankly,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], when it comes to my face, I'm not a fan. I once accused my parents of genetically engineering the worst two strands of DNA they could find to form my face. To create a horrible and disturbingly lingering visual for you, I can tell you I am the love child of Danny Kaye and Nathan Lane.
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Truth be told, the Baker clan doesn't age well. At 40, we begin to self-destruct on a cellular level. Add this to a massive metabolism shut down and you've got what plastic surgeons call a real money pit.
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The smaller the bottle, the higher the price. My fear was that my eyes would look seven years younger -- but my the rest of me would look like a Komodo Dragon. So I put away the corrective foaming protective redefining hydrating balm. Then, I returned home, gazed in the mirror and noticed the Rose Kennedy dowager hump growing on my back.
There was time when I used to dream about being chased by scantily-clad wood nymphs carrying large pepperoni pizzas, now I just dream of well-endowed Medicare Part B plans. Ah,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the good life.
Thanks mom and dad for the DNA.
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