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Zombies make date to attack Lincoln Memorial
A group of 25 or fewer zombies would not need a permit for a "demonstration," Terry Adams, public affairs officer of the National Park Service explains to WaPo TeamTV's Mall bureau chief David Montgomery.
If the Zombies visit is a "special event" instead of a "demonstration," they would need a permit, no matter how small the group,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Adam adds.
A "demonstration" is First Amendment-protected activity -- political speech, issue advocacy, and so forth. A march to end war, for example, Montgomery says.
A "special event" is everything else -- cultural gatherings, fundraisers, sports. Think the Marine Corps Marathon or a walk to find a cure for the common cold.
A zombie field trip to promote a TV show sorta smells like a special event,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], in which case the zombies probably should have sought a permit. Park Police officers will sometimes "try to intervene, and say,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 'You need a permit for this,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]," Adams says.
Some other rules the zombies need to know: No demonstration or special event activity is permitted inside the chamber of the Lincoln Memorial, around the columns, or on the upper white marble steps.
But zombies making the field trip to Washington have so much more in store than just the visit to the Lincoln Memorial. AMC's official zombie-wrangling firm told WaPo TeamTV's Emily Yahr that,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], after exploring the tribute to our country's 16th president, the zombies will board a bus and head to Georgetown to dine on the President of the United States.
If you encounter them at the memorial, don't spoil their fun and tell them that the motorcade they will be chasing down in Georgetown will contain only a Pretend POTUS -- President Obama was too busy to participate,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], we're guessing.
After snacking on Pretend POTUS in Georgetown, details of the zombies's day get a little murky. We think they are going to split up, and some will head to Chinatown while others will make a beeline for Farragut North. After that, they may reunite at the end of the day, at the Washington Monument back on the Mall.
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